From Humorix's 2004 'predictions':
September 9 - One Fortune 500,000 company becomes the first in the United States to outsource its CEO position to Indonesia. The general public is unable to tell the difference between the old American CEO (making $15.4 million annual salary) and the new Indonesian CEO (making 23 cents per day). Many investors begin to demand that all companies outsource their CEOs, thereby saving trillions of dollars in salaries, corporate jets, and country club fees.Posted by unstablehuman at January 8, 2004 01:02 PM